搞笑中英文故事精选

恐怕我们还买不起

Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.

"I’m afraid we can’t afford one,"sighed his mother.

But on the following day in came Amos, staggering beneath the weight of a brand-new video.

"How on earth did you pay for that?"gasped his mother.

"Easy, Mum."replied Amos, "I sold the television!"

艾莫斯问妈妈他们是否能买一台录像机。

“恐怕我们还买不起,”妈妈叹息着说。

可第二天当艾莫斯回来时,他摇摇晃晃地搬着一台全新的录像机。

“你究竟是哪儿来的钱买这东西?”妈妈大吃一惊,喘着气说。

“妈妈,这简单,”艾曼斯回答。“我把电视机给卖了!”

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英语笑话：补衣服

那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事

To patch the hole of pants

补衣服

A young man came home from work and found his bride upset. "I feel terrible, "she said. "I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers.”

一位年轻的丈夫下班回到家里，发现新娘心烦意乱。“我心里太难受了，她说，我在给你熨西装时把裤子的臀部烧了个大洞。 ”

"Forget It,n"said her husband. "Remember that l've got an extra pair of pants for that suit．

“没事儿，”丈夫安慰她说，你忘了我这套衣服有两条裤子。

"Yes,”said the woman.cheering up. "And it's luckY you have.I used another pants to patch the hole."

”是的，“妻子高兴地说，幸亏你还有一条，我后来就用它来补了这个洞了。

英语幽默笑话：我要射死他

那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事

A:What would you do if you find your husband date with another woman?

A：如果你发现你丈夫与别的女人约会你会怎么做?

B:lill open one eye and close one eye.

B：我会睁一只眼，闭一只眼。

A:How kind you are!

A:你太善良了！

B：No，I'II shoot him!

B：不，我要射死他

英语幽默笑话：马打电话来了

那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事

A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of thei head with a frying pan. He asks, "What was that for ?"She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with'Betty Sue'written on it.'Ha says, "Jeez,honey, 'Betty Sue'was the name of the horse I bet on.H She shrugs and walks away.

一个家伙正在看报纸，他的妻子走到他身后，用一只煎锅敲他的后脑勺。他问道：“这是为什么？”她说：“我在你口袋里发现了一张写有‘BettY Sue’的纸条。"他说：¨哎呀，亲爱的，‘BettYSue’是我赌的那匹马的名字。口她耸了耸肩，走了。

Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan. He asks, "What was that for?一she answers, "Your horse called."

三天后，他正在看报纸，妻子走到他身后，又用一只煎锅敲他的后脑勺。他问：这又是为什么？“她答道：-你的马打电话来了。”

英语幽默笑话：你当真爱我吗？

那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事

One day,Eve asked Adam,"Do you really love me?

一天，夏娃问亚当：“你当真爱我吗？”

Adam said helplessly, "Do I have any other choice?"

亚当无可奈何地回答：“我还有别的选择吗？

英语幽默笑话：死于肝癌

那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事

Wife:you see. According to the statistics on the paper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol.

妻子：你看这张报纸，据统计，死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的。

Husband: lt's okay. To my investigation,all these people eat meals.

丈夫：那有什么？据我调查，死于肝癌的人100%都吃饭的。

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